This week, Simon is hunting. Hunting for YOGHURT.
Simon and the Long Fingered Glove of Love: A short story.
See Simon.
See Simon's glove.
Simon loves glove.
Glove of love.
The long fingered glove of love does not love Simon. The long fingered glove of love in fact detests Simon, and has journied from Honduras especially to kill him.
Unfortunately the glove has, in this picture, been captured by the evil Simon and placed upon his sweaty, semen stained mitt. Shortly after the photo was taken, the glove killed itself. It feared the crimes it would be forced to commit in the name of Simon's vile and depraved thoughts.
An interesting fact: It has been said that Simon can only be killed by being burnt, and his ashes being scattered upon hallowed ground.